Little Jack HORNY was just arrested for Bo-PEEPING in Mistress Mary's window, where he was watching her and a Little Miss MUFF IT. He SPIED'ER and began to pull with his thumb till he was PLUM ready to come.
Another candidate for Masturbator of the Year is Georgie-Porgie Pull-the-Pud Pi (why "Pi"? Because his tool are square!), who doesn't like
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