Comments | mrtees: This sort of thing makes me angry

mrtees

This sort of thing makes me angry

May 29, 2009 17:57

Spam letter received this morning: "You would never have to travel south if you had a bigger shaft ( Read more... )

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fasterpussycat May 30 2009, 00:26:09 UTC

Maybe they mean Georgia?

mrtees May 30 2009, 02:58:44 UTC

Ah, you know . . . that's what I get for flying off the handle like that. It never occurred to me that they might be literally talking about the south.

Silly me.

So are guys with smallish penises popular in Georgia then?

stickypanties May 31 2009, 06:14:18 UTC

As far as I'm concerned, any man who regards going "south" as a chore has a bigger problem than a small dick: he's got a small mind!

Actually, that's not exactly true. We all have things we like and don't like when it comes to sex, but the idea that anyone is doing something they don't like only because they feel inadequate in some way? That's a drag.

The ad backfires in a way: makes me think men with big dicks are going to suck as lovers!!

(Which, I haven't found to be true, especially, but I *have* noticed that men with smaller dicks, who are aware of it and OK with it, seem to pull out all the stops, so to speak. I've had a couple EXCELLENT small-dicked lovers.)

And another thing! stickypanties May 31 2009, 06:15:23 UTC

I did have a two-night fling with a guy with a huge cock, once upon a time, who seemed to think that just showing up with his 8 inches was all he had to do. Now HE was a complete waste of time.

Re: And another thing! mrtees May 31 2009, 15:18:41 UTC

Well you know, I haven't done any organized research on any of this of course, but I do pay attention and notice trends, and one theme that I've seen that seems to show up regularly in these penis enlarging ads is that having a bigger dick will solve all of your problems. Not just in the bedroom, but throughout your life. Self esteem, confidence, etc ( ... )