"Mr. Witch, We liked you better before you were selling shit and asking us to listen to your crap music. Fuck off and write something funny you twat"

I hear you loud and clear universe.

Go Check out my wares.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/MrWitch

The new times have afforded me luxurious amounts of freedom to do what I will ( Read more... )

All We Need Is A Little Less Worry ( Read more... )

I joined ( Read more... )

My life tends to run like a record ( Read more... )

Executive Execution Example.
It follows the hall to that end.
Door open out.
In shut door.
I've heard that rule.
I rule that herd.
Not now, then when.
Win now, not then.
Execute Example Executive.

I keep it within reach.
On a short leash.
In plain sight.
On hand.
Close.
Far.
No more
Out of Mind
At a safe distance.
I stay out of touch.

Sometimes I feel like life slings me around like a leaf in the breeze ( Read more... )

I don't know why I do this tap dance on the keyboard ever so often ( Read more... )

Micro-verse

Instant

Sliver

Sham

Want

Speed Loader

Palace

Deeper