ooooh....ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh....hit and run.

[mryan]

so mitch, what did you do last night?

well, i spent about ten minutes with my ear to the floor/hvac vent in the living room listening to....

to what?

to the douchebag that lives in our basement fucking his girlfriend. ugly girlfriend i might add.

what? no!oh yes. my roommate came crashing into my bedroom and said "mitch, come out here, but don

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[dkatzism]

You would have had this conversation with me if I hadn't been busy last night. Sorry.

Also, don't be that stereotypical person that hates anything and everything related to heterosexual sex. If heterosexual people can stomach same-sex sex now, you can be fine with a little P on V action.

[mryan]

yeah it's cool. hetero sex is fine. i just don't want to hear it between two fugly people in my basement. that's all.

oh and if you ever use one of those fucking kanji symbols on here again i'll kill you.

[dkatzism]

i've probably woken him up in the middle of the night with my...you know.

Dude.

[mryan]

what. sometimes i gotta get mine.