just sail along

[mryan]

i may or may have not ruined someone's dating career last night.

being the total gossipmonger that i am, it comes as no surprise that i know shit about everyone.

so here the story goes. at like 11.30 my phone rings. its a number i don't recognize. but since my phoen NEVER RINGS i pick it up.

hello?

mitch?

yes?

hi. this is r. you know,

Comments

[capndanno]

I don't see how you could have ruined that guy's life...if anything you saved the other guy's life.

[mryan]

true. i heard back from r yesterday and he told me that i basically did save his life. and that he talked to xxx and that xx FLIPPED out on him when he said they weren't gonna hang out. this included, according to r, a long speech about his mother's incarceration. among other fab topics.

[dkatzism]

Wait, wait... whose mother?

[dkatzism]

What you need to do is get yourself off his top 8.

[mryan]

yeah but you know you can't control that.

[lauradms]

Yeah you can. You call him up and go, "does it look like you're in my top 8? No? Get the point. I don't want to be in your top 8 if you're a crazy scary psycho. Also, if you're fugs."

[mryan]

try that. he's not the easiest to deal with. as evidenced.