see, sometimes i really like kenneth cole's advertisements. and since there's a store in my mall, i see them all ( Read more... )

seriously. over 1500 views. i know. i'm hot shit.

so now you can always get to it when you need to it.

The rules for owning and operating one in today's celebrity society: Locate a belt that is mismatched with what you're wearing, find the part of your outfit that least benefits from being cinched -- bonus points if it is deeply unflattering to your figure -- and install as directed.

seriously.

go fug yourself.

omg why are razor blades 20 dollars. seriously. i mean yeah i got the 8-pack but like...and they're mach 3 or whatever but like doesnt everyone in the whole world use one of those? what do the poor people do? i mean im not poor by a long shot but like i am fucking broke cause i had to buy razor blades today. and i have to shave to go to work. ( Read more... )

as i am enjoying my early morning cher romp. this means im running around the house screaming along to "take me home" or "the shoop shoop song" in my pjs while my roommate looks at me like i am totally crazy even though he's SOOOOOOOOOOOO singing along and because he brought it up.


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Your results:
You are Green Lantern
Green Lantern
75%
The Flash
70%
Hulk
70%
Wonder Woman
65%
Spider-Man
65%
Superman
60%
Robin
57%
Iron Man
55%
Supergirl
55%
Catwoman
50%
Batman
35%

Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.


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someone.

please.

buy.

me.

this.

namibia is for lovers.

two things real fast. ok actually three.

i fucking roasted my ass. seriously. sizzling fajita.

the nef and i are done for good forever bye.

i left my passport somewhere.

im all over this article. hardcore. read it. its something thats actually worth reading from the NYT. enfin, crisse.

i just bought my ticket to miami. this is v.2.0 miami with nef. v.11,000000000000000000000.0 life with nef.

this time is gonna be good. real good. this time we're staying at the trump sonesta resort. it's the hotness.

that does not do justice to the way i feel for you.