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[ms_cellaneous]

I saw someone I once knew today.
I saw him, and I ducked my head, in fear that he would see me.

Today was the first time I have seen him since March 2005. Once we were best friends. We saw each other at least 5 times a week. We would regularly go out drinking together, watch movies together, make fun of the world together.
Now we don't see each

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[moshi_mosh]

The world works in mysterious, and sometimes truly fucked up ways.
xxx

[dr_mindbender82]

Oh God Yes. Tell me about it.

I was recently doing some ass modeling and I ran into a hand model I used to work with for a men's clothing company. Talk about awkward!

You know those shots where the guy has just pulled on a pair of jeans and is feeling his own ass to make sure they fit. That hand and that ass is almost never from the same guy. They pair up a good hand model with someone who does good asses, and it's all cut, copy, paste and air brushes from there.

Anyway, long story short, he walked in on me one day with his mum. . . Turns out she was a fan, and she wanted to feel my ass.

We never worked together again.

I still see the mum occasionally ;)

[ms_cellaneous]

Wow.
Now all I can wonder is if I have ogled your arse through the wonderful world of print media. It breaks my heart to know that the hand belonged to someone else though. I'm going to have to re-write those fantasies.
:|

[dr_mindbender82]

Oh the heartache of being an ass model. You live in obscurity, no body knows you for your ass.

You spend years training it, doing ass-ups, trimming it to perfection, until at last you get it to the state that when you flex your quads and you can make your ass smile, and for what? So the girl you like to annoy can make :| face at you.

Oh the quiet perpetual suffering of it all, the quiet perpetual suffering!