Ten Things I love about Roseanne Barr ( Read more... )

I am already at an all time bitchy high due to this heat wave and humidity, which causes my hair to have more split ends than Paris Hilton has in prison ( Read more... )

Here's EVERYTHING you NEED to know about Self-Publishing ( Read more... )

If you are going to walk in front of me, please walk fast and not slow. And please don't smoke, because unlike your dumb ass, I don't want to get lung cancer. It is bad enough that I have to buy tampons once a month, do I have to cough up my lungs because of slow fucks like you who can't give up smoking ( Read more... )

I don't mind if people comment on this journal, but PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do not comment if you have a nude pic of yourself as your user pic. I just had some guy post a comment, and his userpic showed his big floppy penis. While Ms. Clue-Gun does like penis, she prefers to only look at her husband's. Thank you ( Read more... )

If you are going to self-publish your work, only use lulu.com They are by FAR the CHEAPEST route to go because they only require that you buy a copy of your own work first before approving it. Oh and if you want their worldwide distribution service, its 99 bucks ( Read more... )

Join ACORN today. I became a full member. ACORN works hard for social change and they fight many causes and help poor and minority people get the equality we all deserve. JOIN TODAY! Go now to www.acorn.org and MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

Wanna slap the Republicans in the face? Join the movement they hate the most!

Ms. Clue-Gun gets up on soap box...

Hillary Clinton is a union-busting, warmonging, two-faced witch who is lukewarm on gay rights, and fighting poverty and hunger and homelessness.

And another thing: If Bill Clinton returns to the White House, we'll have to chain-gang all the interns for the next 4 to 8 years.

Ok clue-Cakelings ( Read more... )

"I Eat Nitwits For Breakfast."

-Ms. Clue-Gun, 2007