WOW.

UH. YEAH? GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THESE CLASSES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I DO NOT COOK. I DO NOT SEW PRETTY BULLSHIT. AND I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A FUCKING CLASS ON RAISING KIDS. AND WHY I DO NOT DANCE YOUR GAY BALLET. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I GOT THE GAYEST SCHEDULE HUMANLY POSSIBLE. WHO THE FUCK WOULD GENUINELY SIGN UP TO MAKE CUPCAKES, SOCKS, KIDS, ( Read more... )

I have a trampstamp and a boytoy. I am in a good fuckin' mood.

(As far as a good fuckin' mood goes when your back is full of scar tissue, which is full of black ink.)

Once upon a time, there was a bangin' hot bitch at an airport, waiting to go to America. And she had a pretty equally bangin' hot boyfriend who was going with because the bangin' hot girl was a dominatrix and got her way on everything. So they go on this mega long flight, right? Bout fourteen hours. And when they're finally free, she goes prancing ( Read more... )

Kay. For those of you who somehow still don't know, I'm leaving for America with Shikamaru tomorrow. Flight (184 to New York, for ref) leaves at 8:30AM. So my little friendsy cunts better show up and say goodbye 'n shit. Will be gone till the 7th. And it will be fucking amazing. Will post some pictures, but not as many as my last trip 'cuz this one ( Read more... )

Fucking love Christmas even though my parents gave me 1000 pairs of underwear that DO NOT FIT over my fat ass. Fucking love Christmas even though my parents gave me tickets to see Coldplay in Tokyo (WHO THE FUCK LIKES COLDPLAY), but it's the thought that counts n' shit, and I can sell them on eBay or whatever. Fucking love Christmas because my ( Read more... )

Going home after the festival. (I am going, and if ANYONE says ANYTHING about how retarded I look in a Kimono, I will cut you SO BAD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.) But as for home, yeah. I'm pumped as shit. Got all my crap packed on time and everything. I think my parents are gonna come up here and get me and, I'unno. Clean the mold off my walls for a few ( Read more... )

See, Sasuke. When you wake up, bound and gagged, in a room with Kyuubi, you'll understand what KARMA IS LIKE. And it'll be weeks from now, when you aren't expecting it, you'll drink something and you'll just go to sleep. And then you'll wake up. And he will be there with you. And he will rape you for 48 hours straight until you are DEAD, and you ( Read more... )

IT IS OVER. OVER. OVER. MY FINALS? OVER. SUCK MY COCK OMIGOD. YES. YES. OHGODFUCKME IT IS WINTER TIME. AND I THINK I POISONED MYSELF WITH ALL THOSE CHEMICALS AND SHIT BUT DO I CARE? NAY. BECAUSE IT'S OVER. FINALS ARE OVER. AND SCHOOL MIGHT AS WELL. BE.
dear jesus I feel better ( Read more... )

Week from hell has been twenty times longer than my cock.
And that is fucking saying something.

Deidara's thing, DONE.
Itachi's thing, DONE.
Kakashi's thing, NOT DONE.
Iruka's thing, NOT DONE.
Days left until finals, FOUR.
Days left until festival, TEN.
Days left until Christmas, TWELVE.
Days left until America, SEVENTEEN.

That puts just about fucking everything into perspective.

I will finish this week, and then I'm hightailing it into freedomland. ( Read more... )