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[ms_tique]

Just for fun, let's pretend your bonds would hold me.

If you had me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Repost if you wish.

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[knight_misty]

I'd have you make me breakfast. And dinner. Lunch is unimportant.

Maybe drink heavily. And watch old kung fu flicks.

[ms_tique]

When I was a girl, a good breakfast consisted of eggs fried in butter, bacon, toast fried in the bacon grease, and a stein of beer to wash it down. We knew nothing of cholesterol and were truly happy in our ignorance.

Heh kung-fu fighting. Those guys were fast as lightning!

[knight_misty]

That sounds like an excellent breakfast and I think I might have to get you to make me it.

Didn't think you were a fan of seventies music, Raven.

[ms_tique]

Fred and Mortimer play the X-Box game nonstop. I've heard that song so many times my corpse may be humming it as they burn me to ashes.

[jumpyspringy]

Honestly? Spar a little to make sure I'm not getting too rusty, then I'd want to hear about your criminal exploits.

I kind of miss criminal exploits.

[ms_tique]

Mortimer! Day jobs are only a means for casing a joint!

My latest exploits are, unfortunatly, in the paper. I went to moderate trouble to make that senator's assassination look like natural causes. Some asshole - quite probably the one who hired me - tipped the media to my involvement.

[jumpyspringy]

I maintain my record of having never had a day job. I am currently a househusband, if you can believe that.

That sucks about the media leak. Good luck tracking the guy down.

[ms_tique]

*raises an eyebrow* I hope you're teaching the tadpoles useful breaking and entering skills.

For his sake, he'd best spend his time fucking beautiful women and gorging himself on fine food, because his life is already over.

[in_jubilation]

I would ask for your experience opinion on the whole sex issue , but I would be hesitant about how far you may take it. Or your boys wanting to get involved.

[marvel_minions]

A night with me and your future husband will have to gag you at night to stop hearing you call out my name.

[ms_tique]

Gags can be fun, braggart.

Ms. Lee, you make me mourn for every unfortunate cultist living at that mansion. With all the resources at his disposal, Charles refuses to so much as buy a copy of "The Joy of Sex." There is little I can do to overcome such overwhelming and purposeful ignorance.

Charles would make you forget anything I had to say anyway.

[in_jubilation]

From some of what I have heard and seen in the mansion halls... a lot of us cultists are not as repressed as you may think. And I am sure any evening with you, Mystique, would be too memorable for anyone to forget.

[morphtastic]

I would play with your nervous system more. :D

And make you watch really bad movies. There might be horribly bad for you food in there somewhere, too.

[ms_tique]

You're as sweet as lead paint.

I'd sit through bad movies for that. ;)

[morphtastic]

Brain Candy, you mean! :D

I dunno! They're really really bad movies. I mean like, Double Dragon bad movies..!

[ms_tique]

Washed down with a lip smacking gulp of bleach.

Tsk, tsk. That's practically cinematic brilliance in comparison to the 80's wonder that was "Them."

[wannafeelyou]

Make you play Mom to me because I'm seriously missing the whole parent/Mom to turn to right about now.

[ms_tique]

What's the matter, honey?

[wannafeelyou]

Oh, I just blew off my world and let them save themselves. So I don't know if Bobby and John made it or not.

And I'm sorta seeing someone and worried about that. Mostly because I'm all... me and he's... Okay that makes no sense. Because dating is still all new to me.

And no, it's not that Gambit guy.

[ms_tique]

I'm sure they'll be fine. X-Men have an annoying habit of not dying. The few that do always find a way back within a few years.

Dating is supposed to be stressful at your age. If it's not, you're not doing it right.