Oh. My. God. This is sheer brilliance. Plug your own name in and try it. Do it! Do it now!
This may finally inspire you to update your interests list.
I died in the Dungeon of Ms Tique
I was killed in a candlelit fountain room by Black Mamba the nymph, whilst carrying...
the Dagger of Mystique, a Figurine of Wong Fu, the Crown of
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