I need me a lil "gadget" *wink wink*
                            I could use alot of things but a "gadget"  sounds good

Can someone help me out?  LOL  PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  hehe


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Penis Tax

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2005 your ( Read more... )

I want you to want me,

I need you to need me....

And I just wish everything could be alright, and I could have you back.  I keep trying, but trying doesn't always seem to work.  I want to give up, but I don't want to at the same time.  Giving up always seems to be the easy wasy out.  I don't want the easy way out.  I just want to somehow start over ( Read more... )

Its almost been 6 months that i've been with David.  Kinda scary because I never thought to ever be with someone.  Guess I always thought negative.  But hes made me so happy.  I've learned that not all  guys are bad, I mean I found me a decent guy.  I LOVE him very much.  We've pretty much got along from day one, and are always together.  He makes ( Read more... )

Being depressed sucks major ass. I slept all freakin day. I feel like total shit and this mofo that was the sperm donor, can go to fucking helll and rot!

I see you standing there ( Read more... )

I’m on the outside ( Read more... )

I cry inside because of the things I hide
I try to hide from the things that make me cry
But I cannot replace all the bad memories inside... so I cry and I just hide

OHHH MY GOSH... PLANET FEST WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! THANKS TO JOHN (THE GUY I WANT..LOL) HES THE REASON I WENT... AND I WANTED TO GO SO BAD AND ALOMOST DIDNT. MAN I HAD FUN... ALTHOUGH IT WAS KINDA WEIRD CAUSE I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING IGNORED A LIL BIT. (HINT HINT IF U READ THIS SHIT) BUT ANYWAYS OTHER THAN THAT... I HAD A LOT OF FUN... MET NEW ( Read more... )

1. They always smell good, even if it's just shampoo ( Read more... )