Upon re-reading a lot of these entries I remarked a few noteworthy changes in my writing between age fifteen and now and perhaps the most important of these is that I am now able to string sentences together. Wow-ee. That's gonna take me far ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning in a soft new sweater and for the first time in a long time I wasn't hung over. I got up and put on a new pair of pants that are clean and smell like someone else's sweat. They're freshly hemmed and hug me like I've been needing. I took dog burrito outside and sat and rubbed my eyes and made coffee and sat down at the kitchen ( Read more... )

I'm a mess I'm a mess I'm a mess.

I have bad tattoes and bad decisions hanging off of me like melting skin and I cannot stop hurting people's feelings and I cannot get healthy.

I'm not pregnant. Sorry Teresa ( Read more... )

I wish I had a beer even though I know that that's not the best remedy for a sore throat ( Read more... )

Do you like all this mumbo jumbo? It doesn't really matter, because it is what I am mumbo-ing ( Read more... )

Oh well hi hello. Today I am going to discuss Love. You've all heard about it, possibly heard it happening in your roommate's bedroom, and I know you're all dying to hear my opinion on it because of how, like, great I am. So in the interest of supply and demand I feel I should give the people what they crave ( Read more... )

I have to work this morning but I don't want to. I went camping last night and my rib cage hurts and I only want to eat ramen noodle. Plus lately there's been a guy named Darren2 in my chat room and I'm pretty convinced it's a certain, sneaky squeaky secret keeper from fuzzywuzzyville named Maaabeeee ( Read more... )

"He said you're gross my darling, I said 'no I'm rock n roll ( Read more... )

Being home is like waking up from a very bad dream (about a blonde woman laughing, a valley full of sleeping bears or a tree house in which your dad puts his big toe in your soup) and being in your parents house which is clean and crisp and the way you'd expect your parents to want to live even though they don't please you. And going downstairs ( Read more... )