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Sink your face into my wibbly wobby bits - and tell me that you love me...
A most wonderful thing about the human species is the diversity of that which we find sexually attractive. All of us have our own preferences as to what turns us on - and some of us have journeyed further down that road - to what is commonly called a 'fetish'. The oxford online dictionary defines 'fetish' thus: "a form of sexual desire in which ( Read more... ) -
Fair, Fat and Forty-Three
'Tas been such a long time since last I blogged. My whore-inspiration was experiencing memorectile dysfunction - and the only words that came from my fingers were cliches and repetitions ( Read more... ) -
Why Street work? Why not?
The street worker is the most visible of all sex workers. She (and for the purposes of this entry, I am confining my discussion to female street workers, even though there is a flourishing trade in boys and tranys in most large cities) must make herself obvious to passing trade. She must be easily identifiable as one who will exchange sex for ( Read more... ) -
Client Motivations 1 - aka Book Review
I'm reading a book at the moment called "All The Girls" by English author, Martin O'Brien ( Read more... ) -
Becumming A Professional
As I type this, I can hear the sounds of two cats having sex underneath my office window. They are in the early stages at the moment - that strange yowl that can't be mistaken for anything else. When they really get close to the grand finale - the yowling will increase in tempo and volume until it sounds like they ripping each others hearts out ( Read more... ) -
When is a Customer not a John? When he's a Tony, of course!
When trolling through the depths of my brain cache for memorable clients, I realised that unless they were particularly good, or particularly bad - or had some unusual physical attribute - they all run in to each other. Their names, their faces, their dicks - all morph into one. The megaclient who is pleasant enough, if a little demanding at ( Read more... ) -
Whats Love Got To Do With It?
A colleague of mine who is currently working privately in NSW said to me recently that whilst she loved being a hooker - she really believed that she was incapable of a love-relationship whilst she was actively working ( Read more... ) -
UNFORGETTABLE
For me, and for many of my colleagues, the majority of clients fall into the not-good-not-bad category. Their heads are interchangeable. I'm more likely to remember an unsually shaped penis or a portwine birthmark on his buttocks than his name (often fake) or his face ( Read more... ) -
In which Mr N Ignites My Nostalgia
On one of the other forums I am heavily involved with - http://www.sinaustralia.com - , a client made a post this week that reignited a sense of nostalgia and genuine fondness towards some of my old clients. I haven't been working for a few years now, and the bulk of my working life was ( Read more... ) -
Trafficked Sex Slaves Vs Happy Hookers
This is a copy of a speech given at International Whore's Day (2/6/06) at a Scarlet Alliance Celebration.
The idea of prostitution evokes a strong response in most people ( Read more... )