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You're Hopelessly Hopeless I Hope So For You
"Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one, a moment, in childhood when it first occured to you that you don't go on for ever. It must have been shattering--stamped into one's memory. And yet I can't remember it." -Rosencrantz, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
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DOPE-ASS DISNEY TRAIN
I had to make a post to share with you all the hilariousness of this video. It's 9 AM, I just got back from a red-eye flight back from Hawai'i, and I'm not high--so right now, not a lot is funny to me, but THIS is! Note, there are typo's a-plenty:
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"There's One Thing I Want To Say, So I'll Be Brave; You Were What I Wanted, I Gave What I Gave."
. . . Oh! Uh, hi there--uh--Lindy, was it? No, no, Lyndon, that's right. Yeah, hey! How--How've you been? Yeah, yeah, haven't spoken to ya in a while. Who, me? Let's see, since last we spoke I . . .
Summer is here, and school is done. I got all A's except in World Literature II, in which I got a B. Parents were pleased with that. ( Read more... ) -
Random Thought #106
So my friend tells me tonight that my broken wine-glass over my hand "lacks the dignity of Captain Hook." By all fairness, understand what he meant by that, but this struck me after the comparison ( Read more... ) -
In the Year 2525, If Man Is Still Alive, If Women Can Survive, They May Find . . .
In the Year Seventy-Five-Ten,
If God's a-comin, he oughta make it by then,
Maybe He'll look around himself and say,
'Guess it's time for the Judgment Day.'
- In The Year 2525, Zager and Evans.
Poor Lyndon, you must've figured that last essay killed me. Well Pooh-pooh I say to that, Lyndon! I takes more than a measley 200+ page book and four-page ( Read more... ) -
Mental Musing #084
Do people even join MySpace anymore? Or has it reached a point where everyone already has a MySpace?
"All wars feed off martyrs, the mention of the dead instantly shutting down all arguments for compromise or tolerance for the other. It is the dead who rule."
- Chris Hedges, War Is A Force That Gives Us Meaning
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Mental Musing #075
Food For Thought:
Somewhere, out there in the world, there exists a person who doubtlessly and possibly vehemently believes that the greatest creation mankind has ever rendered is nougat.
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Old comic, but it came up today in discussion so I felt the urge to share with you all that don't know:
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Station Ninety-Nine Point Oh
So what's been going on with me, Lyndon? I've been posting, just not really about what is up in my end of The 100-Acre Woods. We've talked about E.T. conspiracies, Ancient Chinese poetry, the causes of cancer, and--oh yeah--I think I commented on the weather once. I bet you were worried about me, Lyndon. There, there. I'm here now. Here we go ( Read more... ) -
And So I Took Off On My Bicycle . . .
I have made another shocking discovery, and this one is critical IF YOU CARE FOR YOUR LIFE.
Evidence for the causes of cancer coming from our usual everyday objects has been piling up for decades now, and with so much evidence accumulated it's amazing--baffling, even, that we haven't noticed it before. We won't be able to ignore it now. We all ( Read more... )
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