What qualifications do I have, you ask. Well, obviously qualifications don't matter. So why shouldn't I be the next Chief Justice? I mean, my dad's a lawyer. That's gotta count for something. Look at our president - the only reason he got the job was because his dad was a president. You see, it doesn't take much ( Read more... )

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You can't make up news better than this.

OK - while not technically news, this is the best piece of entertainment I've seen since Batman Begins. Pam Anderson! Dog Wedding! Borat! Like I said, you can't make this shit up.

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Greg Rivera and his partner, Mike Essl, have amassed the largest collection of Mr. T memorabilia in the world. They have a collection of over 150 vintage Mr. T Dolls, all handmade from the original 1984 pattern (in the style of Cabbage Patch Kids).

"This is the most important collection of Mr. T. handmade dolls in existence." Indeed.

In a stunning move on Wednesday, The Catholic Church reversed its position on birth control and is now advocating its use. A lawsuit was brought up against the church when a woman asked for child support for a child that was conceived with a priest (then seminarian). The Church maintains that it should not be held responsible. Their legal stance ( Read more... )

Have I complained yet about our search for a new place to live ( Read more... )

By "witch" I mean "W" and by "dead" I mean "fired ( Read more... )

Beauty Kit is just what you're looking for. Now young girls can start down the road of self-loathing and self-destruction earlier than ever!

Because everyone loves pirates!

W's outfit today ( Read more... )