I'm in mourning for one of my favorite TV shows ( Read more... )

locksmith and I are eloping in Vegas. Here's the chapel's webcam page. We'll be in the Main Chapel, and it all starts at 6 PM PST, Friday the 9th. Please spread the word!

It'll be a spectacle. If you can't make it live, it'll be archived for a few months.

Never attribute to culture that which can be adequately explained by human nature.

Examples: Too many to count. I'm sick of this. Stop it!

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I need to know: Is there something about becoming a parent that turns you into an accident-prone pet-killing machine, or do my parents just have an extremely bad track record between them ( Read more... )

Most hilarious license plate ever.

If you don't get it, read this.

Craft meme: Behind the cut there is a list of crafts. You are supposed to bold the ones you've done, even a little, and italicize the ones you'd like to try. The strike the ones you don't think you'll ever try or enjoy.

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Test your pronunciation.

From CNN.com"Attorneys who have handled similar cases have said Hilton's treatment was neither special or unusual. The Los Angeles County jail system is so overcrowded that thousands of prisoners have been released early, many serving only 10 percent of their sentences for nonviolent crimes ( Read more... )

Dance, Monkeys, Dance