I know it's only March, but we seem to have found Austen's birthday present.


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It's quiet in my house. The TV is hosting the quiet ramblings of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," the Mac is humming lowly, and the baby and the dog are asleep ( Read more... )

( 50 Thing You Wouldn't Know By Looking At Me (or would you) )

but it just may be a lunatic i'm looking for

I may be nuts, but I've decided to race in the state cycling championship this fall. Wish me luck.

If there were a place where today's weather was the norm all year long, I would not hesitate to uproot the fam (again). Granted the places that emulate today's cheerful mood are probably infested with retired people, but I've braved them before and I can do it again.

The real pity is that I believe that my favorite night owl, and a sebring owner, ( Read more... )

Ms. Telemarketer, I'm going to give you one guess what the purpose of the National Do Not Call Registry is, then I'm gonna to mess you up Chuck Norris style.In about thirty seconds, a complete stranger probably making minimum wage (and hopefully commissions) managed to piss me off ( Read more... )

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This is a great invention.

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I lasted an hour. Then I held him. Thirty seconds later, he fell asleep. Argh ( Read more... )

Really. I have spent the last five months holding and comforting and singing and otherwise babying The Tank. I held him when he slept, I held him when I slept. I rocked him and fed him and kissed all over him, letting him know, as mothers do, that I adore him and would never let ANYTHING bad happen to him ( Read more... )