mtnbikaah's LJ stalker is nite_mare!nite_mare is stalking you because you made a nasty comment on their LJ. They are also getting with your significant other!
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post these instructions on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.