The One About the Best Movie Review I've Read All Year

[mtnsurfer]

All movie reviews should be written in the style seen below. There are no lines to read between and the author makes it real clear.

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National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets

I just got a long, sloppy hummer from National Treasure 2

And it was one of the weakest popshots I've had at the movies all year.

Now, I wasn't exactly thinking, "I'd like to

Comments

[benlbr]

dude, i thought you wrote this, the whole time. lol. i was like...wait a minute...can he? would he?

maybe...

It looked tempting, but the first one was pretty contrived too. I dont' see any good movies coming out in 08.

[mtnsurfer]

hahaha I can't be this creative; sober or not.

There have only been a handful of movies this year that lived up to the price of admission. It's gotten to the point where tv programming trumps the silver screen.

[benlbr]

totally dude.

just the programs on ABC this past fall have trumped the theatres!

to name a few:
- Pushing Daisies
- Ugly Betty
- Samantha Who

I know they have a few other new ones this fall, but I was only able to stomach the first few minutes of them...