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Film title significance fail.
"Did you watch Madagascar last night?" Hilda enquired of me this lunchtime. "Oh! No - I didn't know it was on!" I replied. I told her I'd seen the second one and quite enjoyed that, but that I hadn't seen the first one. "Hmmm... I don't know which one it was last night." Hilda commented. "Well in the second one, the animals go to Africa." was my ( Read more... ) -
Hmmm... Not a million miles away from the truth actually.
As stolen from nrm_bitches. *Click* for your very own multiple choice route to personality pidgeon-holing.
Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.
The type of ( Read more... ) -
If you’ve done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliway's?
Question: How is it actually possible for a teeny tiny stone to get into your shoe?
Answer: It's not.
The stone gets kicked up by your shoe.
It's traveling in the opposite direction from the one in which you are walking.
Shortly after leaving the ground, it not only changes direction, but it speeds up to make up for the time it was stupidly ( Read more... ) -
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
I have just discovered that my ex has 'taken back' yet another thing he'd given to me as a present. This time it's a necklace that he's had shipped over from New Zealand for my birthday last year. I'm not ungrateful, but when he asked me what sort of thing I liked, I said I didn't mind, as long as it was silver. Of course he got a great big gold ( Read more... ) -
I knew I shouldn't have ignored that gipsy.
I have spent an hour and a half boiling my fresh beetroots. The home grown lettuce, tomatoes and (shop bought) celery are all prepared and awaiting consumption. The ham is sitting there, all, um, hammy. The bread has been defrosted and is ready to be sliced for my uber delicious sandwich. Everything's perfect. Except ( Read more... ) -
We're not really singing from the same hymn sheet.
Words my phone does not have in its dictionary:
Duvet
Margarine
Custard
Biro
Phlegm
Cooker
Words my phone does have in its dictionary ( Read more... )
