All of you who were sure that "evil" couldn't triumph...Quite the amusing little turn, isn't it?

I will be using this new found status to its fullest extent.

Perhaps I should clear up a small issue that's been nagging on everyone's minds: I am not nor have I ever been, to my knowledge, dead. This rumour is quite irritating to hear repeated on a consistent basis.

Now then...I believe I have run out of books to read.

As expected, the competition was easy...though the damned dog wouldn't stay in her place. Regardless, I crushed her.

Do not disturb me for the next few days if you would like to continue living.

I was correct in my thoughts that there would be strong people collected here...none strong enough to defeat me, of course, but I was given a decent challenge, at the very least.

Well...This is certainly better than I was expecting. While I'm not being waited on hand and foot and the library isn't as expansive as my own, it is pleasant.

How many of you out there are really strong enough to pose a challenge to me? I doubt many of you can even handle my strength...if you would like to try me, simply tell me when.