So my intern didn't come in today because she didn't have the $4 for parking. First of all, what? Second, I can't believe she lost $40 for the day's work instead of asking me for the $4. That doesn't quite sound right. Anyway - I got here around 11 b/c I had to deal with the Post Office automatons about our Business Reply account. I hate ( Read more... )

So yesterday was a normal day for the most part. Instead of going to the gym after work, I went and got my high lights and low lights, and they turned out great. Incrediboy kept calling me while I was in the chair wanting me to meet him and a few friends out because he is leaving for California for the weekend. Even though my hair was looking ( Read more... )

Edward Norton does the absolute worst British accent ever. It's so sad.

Have you ever thought about what you want on your Epitaph? That's kind of harder than deciding on a tattoo.

"Here lies Julie. She was a trainwreck."

Well I was invited to go with a friend of mine to San Diego May 5 thru ??. But the only cheap flights are out of BWI - which is a bitch to get to and a HORRIBLE airport. This means that I would have to rely on Incrediboy to get me there and pick me up. Not my first choice based on reliability. Anyway - unfortunately I will have to pass. boo ( Read more... )

Weekend was awesome in Annapolis with Incrediboy, even though it rained Sunday afternoon just about as we were ready to leave. Going out on the boat was great, first sail of the year. BBQ was also great, met lots of cool new people. And now I have an open invitation to visit Annapolis any weekend with my own room. YAY! Didn't go to the croquet ( Read more... )

My favorite part of McSweeney's is the Lists. I could read them all day. Does reading McSweeney's make me a dork?

Well I am off to Annapolis tomorrow for a weekend of grilling, boating, drinking, sex, drugs, sex. I was told to bring a bustier and stilletto boots.

So they say that 46,000 people are going to show up for mass today. Who comes up with that number? How do they know? I always wondered about that ( Read more... )

+ got up relatively on time
+ beautiful day
- bad hair day
- ripped contact lens
- wardrobe malfunction
+ naughty librarian outfit today
+ Ginger Peach yerba mate