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LENIN?

LENIN?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK.

I like reading through things I've written in the past. I spout such a never-ending stream of idiocy and spazness that occasionally, I come up with something that qualifies as pure genius. It's the 100 monkeys with a typewriter idea, I think. I need to be more drunk and be outside more often. I keep getting into clubs without getting ID'ed, so I ( Read more... )

Wowza, two updates in five seconds. Well, nearly. Lordy, what AM I going to do with myself? I really should be considering a job, and clear the lego up off my bedroom floor that 4 yearsworth of girlfriends has gotten in the way of, and look for a nice girl, settle down, have children, stop eating meat, aaarrgh! What the hell is going on! I hate ( Read more... )

Yawwwn.

I should update more often, or try and change the layout of my LJ. I get bored easily. Lalala. I've been out drunk since Friday night. Fun. I only threw up once, on Monday night. Cause I'm hardcore to the Xtreme (meaning I do everything on a skateboard playing nu-metal).

Hoho, I just heard Avril Lavignes "Sk8er Boi" on the radio, and remembered how often I had to listen to that song when I was with my ex. I smiled at the bit near the end where she says that the girl who turned the "Sk8er Boi" down now has a baby, and the guy she turned down is doing quite well without her... Irony, I think it's called. It tastes ( Read more... )

I am the ressurrection! Almost ( Read more... )

Wow, hello everyone, hows stuff?