The song to be played at your funeral as your corpse is being laid into the ground - what will it be? Go crazy, folks.

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Okay Bill, knock it off - time to look for paying work again. Like, NOW. Rent is due, son.

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I never knew anyone could have a bad day while watching other people's livelihoods implode over the internet, but this day was it. I spent the whole shebang watching the 1up.com/EGM empire suddenly cave in on itself, taking most of it's staff to their doom.

Damn, man. Seriously.

Man, seriously, how many Doctors do we have to plow through before we get to one who ain't (1) white, (2) British or (3) a dude?

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Someday, legend will tell of Bill Mudron's noble efforts to travel to the distant land known as 'Frederick Meyer' to procure an obscure treasure known as a 'Christ-mas Eve Turkey', only to be struck down by the snow and ice demons that laid waste to all known methods of transportation and made a journey on foot nigh impossible for a fat man who ( Read more... )

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