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On my way to the drugstore to purchase some junk food, I over heard this loud exchange between a couple of the bratty kids (probably aged 9 and 11) who live around the corner:

Boy: Maria!

Girl: Whah?

Boy: I know why I smell poop!

Girl: Whuh?

Boy: I know why I smell poop!

Girl: Why?

Boy: Because I got it across my hand! (raises left hand ( Read more... )

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.