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I should be studying, so instead I filled out a Jesus quiz in an innappropriate way and sent it back to the religious group that requested it.
( Enjoy. The Power of Christ compels you. )

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Yesterday my parott woke me up at 5am again. I took his entire cage and put him outside in the backyard ( Read more... )

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Sometimes I pray I don't die
I'm a God-damned hypocrite
But then night rolls around and it all starts making sense
there's no right way or wrong way
you just have to live
and so I do what i do and at least i exist
What could mean more than this?You know you're getting emotional when you feel the urge to quote Bright Eyes lyrics ( Read more... )

Friday night I went drinking at the Executive lounge at the Mariott. Cale was working there so he plied Louise and I with copious amounts of free alcohol. My favourite kind! Shots of vodka, bourban, gin and bicardi. I must have had like 15 shots. So drunk ( Read more... )

Did i mention that I'm the pre-eminent american Proust scholar ( Read more... )

I was walking to class, texting a friend when I was stopped by a perky girl in an ilovejesus shirt. She asked me if I would like a word of love and offered me a bowl filled with strips of paper with bible quotes on them. I said 'No thanks, I just recieved several from my boyfriend,' waving the phone in her face. She gave me a dirty look. I laughed ( Read more... )

Hasn't everybody heard that uncool is the new cool?

Today i shall wear nothing without parallel stripes!