My parents are still attending the same church as when we first came to this city. I left a LONG time ago, and for many good reasons. Yesterday, mum had set up a table to sell tickets for a dinner that her auxiliary group was putting on. This table happens to be set up next to where the church library is located. So, this elderly lady walks up with ( Read more... )

Giant Iceberg Penis!


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY --- TO ME!


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I had my first wedding dream last night --- it involved the wedding reception being held inside a mall, and a polka dance troup setting up shop next to our reception and blasting their polka music --- at which point I grab a chair and go smash their speakers and whatnot to kingdom come out of fury for disrespecting our reception, and blasting polka ( Read more... )

Everyone, meet Charlie:


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( Swearing behind the cut...beware )

Further proof that I'm engaged to the most wonderful man on earth:

He's getting me a kitten for my birthday.

I am like sooooooo totally in love right now :)

A good portion of the class has become addicted to Little Britain all thanks to our Reference teacher.

dj_bennyb do you have any on DVD? If so, may I borrow one? :)

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As always, the past few days have been quite eventful. One of the foreign students living at my parents' house is being shipped home A.S.A.P for breaking his contract. There's quite the story to it, but I will share it after the holidays. For now, I wish everyone a wonderful time with their families and loved ones. Eat plenty --- drink plenty --- ( Read more... )