This desert would be almost passable if you had bothered to put little vanilla wafers in it... instead it's just one of your regular culinary abortions.... now CLEAN IT UP!

[mulhern]

Halloween was fan-fucking-tabulous

Comments

[cattqn]

i'm laughing my ass off pat -- i kinda feel like i was there -- only i wasn't -- and i'm going to post to tell about MY fantastic halloween..

also, you need to email me, cuz i need to make fun of you, but not in front of everyone else.

cattqn@yahoo.com

[mulhern]

right-O, govna...

I mean..um.... sure thing

[idressyou]

Casino night is so on. My big plan is to sit in front of the cutest slot machine there until I'm rich or homeless.

Kate and Carl were mega-hot. Mega.

Oh, dessert...Spelled with 2 s's. Unless I'm missing something?

RREEDD LLIIGGHHTT

I don't know what the Bat-room is? But I think I'd like to.

[mulhern]

Casino night will be money... but slot machines? you need to learn Texas hold 'em... I'll tutor you, no one will suspect it. They'll think you're some little kid that wandered into the poker room and they'll try to take your money, but then you'll fuckin' bust out the Mulhern skills and bleed 'em dry.

or you could feed the slots while I go make some money.

Kate and Carl's costumes WERE good, but out of the two of them, only ONE could be realistically called very hot, and I think it's fairly obvious which one it is.

Carl, that tasty piece of Ace! Oscars was all-a-flutter with talk of The ONE.

jackass is also spelled with two S's

I'm an excellent driver

you'll find out

[idressyou]

If I learned poker, you'd never live to tell about it. I'd take all your money, your possessions, and ultimately the only thing left to take would be your life. That's right.