Man, its been a while. There was a time not so long ago when this LJ was one of the only ways I had to interact with humanity (and if that isn't an eloquent deconstruction on the state of my life, I don't know what is). It was my lifeline. I posted things that I probably shouldn't have. I tried to be as entertaining about my messed up existence as ( Read more... )

Just kidding.

5) Location, location, location! This is a key issue, since the where will have a direct effect on the who who finds my bloated, rotting corpse. Serious consideration needs to be used in this area, and some sensitivity. Keep in mind that "Stand By Me" was a pretty good movie, and that was all about some kids going to see a dead body. Who knows, ( Read more... )

1) Make sure suicide note is typewritten, spell-checked, and editted. Nothing is more useless than a hastily written final statement to the universe that is illegible and full of dangling participles and nonsensical sentence fragments ( Read more... )

I saw this the other day on Fark, and I thought it worthy of a repost... I've been waiting and waiting, reading my metaphysics books and thinking deep thoughts, and now its finally happened. Maybe.

Scientists claim to break light-speed barrierBy Munir Kotadia, ZDNet Australia, News.com ( Read more... )

My brother financed a journey into the heart of darkness (aka DC) last night. He took me the Steelers vs Redskins preseason game at FedEx Field. Some impressions ( Read more... )

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From the journal of Sir John Babcock in The Earth Will Shake by Robert Anton Wilson:

"The lonely man, mistrustful of himself, can find solace in taking sides against himself. To think that the world is right and I am wrong: that is the courage of solitary doubt. And yet it is also the way to one's true self, the essence that can be found only when ( Read more... )

I sat on concrete, fearing the truth as a child fears the monsters under the bed, yet interested all the same. It was my first time, and there probably won't be many of those left to me. She warned me that these things work on a subconscious level and may only make sense in days and weeks to come ( Read more... )

My friends who moved out to California have now all returned from whence they went, bringing with them the super bud. In a related story, my friends and I drank alco-smoothies (made with the freshest of frozen fruits and vodkas...), listened to some great 'tapes,' from California, and I got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too drunk. Devil alco-smoothies, ( Read more... )