multi_porpoise

Well, then.

multi_porpoise Aug 02, 2009 01:50

That is ridiculously inappropriate. Who exactly is cleaning this up?

Looks like we got a few newbies in, so guess what time it is?

Yes, it's that time.

Check-up time. Yes, this means everyone. I know you're all thrilled.

Swing by my office, any time of day or night within the next week. Shouldn't take more than a half an hour. And yes, there will be candy.

(Juugo, I'll come by your station, as per usual.)

naruto this means you, everyone!, check up

Back at the ranch...

multi_porpoise May 10, 2009 23:01

I'm back in the office if anyone needs me.

In case you noticied

multi_porpoise Apr 23, 2009 03:05

I'm taking some time off. Try the front desk if there's an emergency.

Check up time!

multi_porpoise Mar 18, 2009 14:36

Private to Ino YamanakaPlease come to exam room 3 this afternoon around 4pm. It's nothing to worry about, as your physician here I just want to ask you a few questions and make sure you're doing alright. Anyone you ask could tell you where the exam rooms are, or I can come by your room and pick you up. If you'd like to bring a friend, that's ( Read more... )

ino, check up

Medic-Alert!

multi_porpoise Jan 26, 2009 21:13

Beginning of the year physical time!

All employees - researchers, guinea pigs, instructors, everybody - need to make time and schedule an exam with me within the next three weeks. Expect it to take about 45 minutes on average; if you're a real weirdo, plan a little longer. I know there are at least one or two new people I have yet to get my ( Read more... )

naruto this means you, i don't sleep, everyone!, appoinments, let's get physical

Oh, god, why?

multi_porpoise Jan 05, 2009 00:39

Oh, latrines. Why do hate me so?

Oy. :P

crime & punishment, i call shenanigans, i earned this, holidays

Home for the holidays?

multi_porpoise Dec 24, 2008 00:35

My late grandmother used to tan my hide for saying this, but when I was a kid, Christmas kicked Hanukkah's ass. But these days? Six of one, half dozen of the other. Not saying they mean the same things, really, but in the end it all comes down to good feelings toward the rest of humanity. Well. It's supposed too, anyway. Peace and love and ( Read more... )

bureaucracy, naruto this means you, holidays, misbehaving

Heads up!

multi_porpoise Oct 04, 2008 21:59

It's that time of year!

Mandatory flu shots for all employees and residents of the facility. I realize it's a little bit late in the season, but it's not easy modifying the vaccinations to the point where we have something that works reliably for all of you weirdos.

I need everyone to come by my lab within the next week for a shot when you have ( Read more... )

naruto this means you, everyone!, vaccinations, ow my soul, flu shots, i never sleep

Now, really, people.

multi_porpoise Sep 25, 2008 03:13

I am going home.

I will be back when I am well.

If I find out that either Naruto or Juugo has put a single toe out of line, there will be Hell to pay.

I would appreciate not hearing from any of you unless it is a dire emergency.

( Private to Asuma )

asuma, naruto this means you, juugo, ow my soul, home, naruto