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Keeping up with Darling Boy
I understand that some of you have missed me. It’s just that there has been such an influx of articles about my Darling Boy that I have been a bit distracted.
Between reading about DB having his face flattened by a road sign in heavy wind (something I would know wasn’t true if he called more often), reading about his stalkers (those old biddies ( Read more... ) -
Darling Boy at the Oscars
I've been too excited to even write about this until now. "Hi Mum," indeed. Darling Boy loves his mummy. I think Patty was disappointed, though. She heard DB's voice, but DB didn't say anything to her.
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Blackout
In the name of all that is holy! Darling Boy needs to find himself a florescent woman who will glow in the dark when his nightlight burns out. It will help everyone sleep. I think people in Scotland heard him scream when he woke up to go to the loo and the light was burnt out.
He’s a little worried about flying back over to America, as well. He’s ( Read more... ) -
DB finally read Breaking Dawn!
My Darling Boy has been in his hidey hole for a while. He’s been mumbling something about needing the opportunity to revive away from crazy women talking non-stop about his underwear and putting him in a jar, whatever that means. DB decided to do a little reading and finally pried open Breaking Dawn.
Where even the TwiMoms have failed, that ( Read more... ) -
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Dear Twats,
I thought you might like to know that Darling Boy and Patty have had a truly delightful holiday. Patty celebrated the season in a lovely sweater vest.
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NYE celebration chez pattz
Brockengespenst was disappointed that the report of my Darling Boy’s celebrations with Tommy were lost in the shuffle of yesterday’s post. I’m sure everyone was just hungry and feeling the absolute need for a cheeseburger.
New Year’s Eve was quite festive here. DB and Tommy dressed up as Baby New Year and Father Time. It’s been some time since I’ve ( Read more... ) -
The way to a man's heart...
... is through his stomach. Here is Darling Boy's favorite cheeseburger recipe:
Backyard Barbecue Burgers
4 lean hamburger patties
2 large vidalia onions, sliced
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
8 slices American cheese
4 burger buns
2 tomatoes, sliced
2 tablespoons barbecue sauce- Preheat grill.
- Place burgers and onion slices on ( Read more... )
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Darling Boy has cut his hair!
I think it’s a Christmas present for his father.
To be quite honest, I was starting to wonder if DB was growing it out for Locks of Love. In fact, I tried to persuade him that he could do them just as much good cutting it now and donating it to them so they could auction it on ebay.
Or DB and Tommy may have had a few too many vodka and peach ( Read more... ) -
Pacing the bloody floor
What’s this I hear about my Darling Boy in PotC4? They just don’t know what a mistake they would be making. I know it's just because some silly reporter how many years ago compared him to Orlando Bloom. You think DB’s scared on an aeroplane? At least flying doesn’t make DB seasick. Even a drink won’t help that.
Obviously, the worry is keeping me up ( Read more... )
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