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It's a wonderful day for a birthday!
Darling Boy is twenty-four today, but he's still my baby boy. My darling baby boy. It seems like yesterday he was just a tiny baby with a gigantic head. (You know, once that head passed, he could have just as well been a refrigerator or even a lorry for all the difference it made. Who am I kidding? He could have been a continent and I wouldn't have ( Read more... ) -
DB's talking out of his arse again.
I swear to you, Darling Boy is potty trained, and I did not use cups to do it. He also puts the seat down when he's finished in the wc. At least he does at home. Unless he's been drinking ( Read more... ) -
No, I don't believe. Not for a minute.
My dearest twats, I've missed you so. I promise I shall not be so reclusive in the future. Of course, you know I've been perusing the Internet to discover what Darling Boy has been up to.
Imagine how I felt to discover that DB is talking about me again. You know as well as I do that he's lying. I mean, you've heard him in interviews. The things ( Read more... ) -
Maybe he wants to be deported.
MILEY CYRUS?
What is wrong with my Darling Boy? What part of UNDESIRABLE ALIEN does DB not understand? I suppose it is possible he's TRYING to get deported.
"If you fancy getting your mitts on Robert Pattinson don’t bother with expensive gifts or tons of compliments, all you need is a stripper’s pole and he’ll be putty in your hands. Well not quite ( Read more... ) -
I hope he gets some new magazines for his birthday!
"E! Online did some digging into the latest Rob Rumor. Star reported in their weekly rag this week that Rob was becoming a regular at a Vancouver strip club. But when E! contacted them they had never seen Rob."
Don't believe it for a minute. Not that my Darling Boy isn't fond of a generous bosom, mind you. It's more like he'd be too embarrassed to ( Read more... ) -
This is so awkward...
Dear, awkward Darling Boy.
He wasn't the only one traumatized by watching his father get changed for swimming. js
http://www.moviefone.com/insidemovies/2009/04/30/robert-pattinson-interview/
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