is your best friend calling you just before work and saying 'hey dude, I just wanted to tell you "I'm at GenCon and you are on your way to work" rat bastard
I am betting in the next few nights I have some kind of dream about IP addresses running thru american gladiator type obstical courses where they have to find the right ports, with big hulking roided up guys and girls with names like PIX and VLAN are all trying to kick em in the packets.