lame

[murasakisaru]

It's nine on a Friday and I'm at home with no pants on about to read a book while watching over my brother and his friend. Someone needs to have a party real soon. I need to get my drink on with some ladies. Or at least go drinking.

Comments

[shpanda]

You might want to omit that no pants part.

[murasakisaru]

you know you like it.

[hyperbole]

are you 21 yet? cause i was gonna say, being the nice guy that i am, i'd be willing to help you if you ever found yourself with too much booze. i'd even let you teach me how to play the guitar as payment.