Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti

[murder_whiteout]

Somone should call 1-800-BOB-ROSS for me and order his delux video set.

Sidenote: To the people who called me two days ago at 1 AM, and left me a voice message--What the fuck? Seriously, your Spanish/Chinese skills really need some work...you're lacking in that department.

Comments

[tastyfnrice]

bob ross is dead, how can he mail you his video set? :(

[murder_whiteout]

I know, I know.
But can't his neice or nephew or someone do it?
Seriously, how can I go without seeing his fluffy afro or hearing his expressions like "UMPHHH. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT!"
Please, tell me that.
<3

[tastyfnrice]

"happy trees."

[murder_whiteout]

: P

[brokenxxboy]

how about you buy the video set, and i'll buy the paint&canvas sets? we can chill together and paint some landscapes and grow afros. it'll be a fun time.

[murder_whiteout]

Sounds great. Tomorrow around 9-ish look good?

[brokenxxboy]

most definately. see you then, my love <3

[murder_whiteout]

<3 okay.

[slothbabyisgod]

*picks up the phone then wonders* Is Bob Ross some sort of porn star?

[murder_whiteout]

Ahaha, of course.

[___recoveryroom]

hey it's twodayromancexx
i made a new livejournal
add me?
i understand if you don't add me back.

[murder_whiteout]

Of course I'll add you.