I kind of got a new job today, but not really. I transferred from the front end to the produce department. I'm doing prep, which means I hang out in the back, making guacamole and fruit salad. No more talking to customers all day! I start next weekend, which means that on Wednesday, I'm going to ask "paper or plastic?" for the very last time. ( Read more... )

I hate when some other asshole that lives here uses up all the hot water, so that I get into a hot, steamy shower, only to have the water turn cold 2 minutes later. So I have to shower super fast, frantically trying to get clean before the water becomes painfully cold. I always blame this on the old hippies that live next to me, because I like ( Read more... )

For the past few days, my life has closely resembled the song "Bananas and Blow". Mainly the part of the song where they sing "stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow". Except I'm doing the fatter version of that, which is bananas and bagels. Basically all I've done for the past few days is sit around eating bananas and bagels. Bananas ( Read more... )

Lea posted a bunch of Garfield comics today and I currently relate very closely to each an every one of them. Even the one about the rice. Yeah.....

I decided that I like Valentines Day (for now) because I got roses for the first time ever in my life, and they're my favorite flower (I'm very original, I know).

Also, I learned how to make corsages today. I took my first one home and I am going to wear it to the prom tonight. Oh wait, I mean the bar.

The UM Alumni Association just called me asking for money. They said they "like to get all their alumni involved on the $100 level ( Read more... )

When I had pneumonia I did something to the right side of my ribcage from coughing so much. Some sort of injury. Sometimes I could feel it click when I coughed. It was sort of getting better (I think), but I guess I slept weird last night or something, because it hurt a lot when I got up this morning. Then it sort of got better. And then I ( Read more... )

Oh god, THIS is disgusting. Who would even give this woman fertility treatments in the first place? I hope all her children get taken away from her.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Well, technically, since it's 1:00 am ( Read more... )

The constant coughing due to the pneumonia has given me costochondritis. Which basically means that my chest hurts when I move or cough or breathe. Owwwwwwwwwwww.