Today I went to the doctor and found out that I have pneumonia. WORST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.

Oh yeah, and my birthday is on Saturday. I'm not sure if I'll really be doing anything that night, because I HAVE GODDAMN PNEUMONIA and feel like shit. But maybe I'll feel better by then.

Back to the nest of blankets that I live in now.

Calling in to work when you don't feel like going, and then just enjoying your day off is awesome. Unfortunately, I call in today because I'm actually sick. I feel shitty and it's freezing outside and there is no food in my house and I have no good books to read and did I mention I'm bored ( Read more... )

I felt really horrible during my entire shift at work today. Like, really, really horrible. And it wasn't a very long shift.

That was probably because I had a fever of 101.5 degrees and didn't know it.

Ughhhhh.

It is New Years Day, and I'm not even remotely hungover. It's almost a bit creepy ( Read more... )

I screamed in my sleep last night. Apparently it was really loud and long, and caused everyone else in the apartment to wake up in terror. Awesome. I vaguely remember the dream I was having, and that I was really scared and didn't want to go back to sleep, because I didn't want to have another bad dream ( Read more... )

The saddest thing ever just happened. I was supposed to have cable installed, but when the Comcast dude got here, he said my cable line is either cut or damaged, and the only way they could do it would be to drill a hole in the side of my house and snake the line in from the kitchen. There is no way this is possible, because a) my landlord would ( Read more... )

I don't know if you knew this, but Meijer sells peanut butter and jelly flavored ice cream. I just discovered this several days ago. I can't believe that in my (almost) 24 years on earth I never questioned the existence and then tried to seek out this flavor of ice cream. Now that I know it exists, I can't understand why it hasn't always existed ( Read more... )

Every day I am dizzy and my head hurts and I feel sick. Then I get sad and mad because I always feel terrible and I usually yell at somebody who doesn't deserve it. I hate it ( Read more... )

Bettie Page died.

I can't sleep because MY TOE HURTS ( Read more... )