Comments | murderousrepent: # i started out with nothing and i still got most of it left

murderousrepent

# i started out with nothing and i still got most of it left

Jul 02, 2009 22:14

...

Meg?

The television has exploded.

...

The rug is on fire.

Help?

Comments 9

[voice] yourinadequacy July 2 2009, 22:20:50 UTC

... What? ... Just fix it before I get home.

[voice] murderousrepent July 4 2009, 10:07:33 UTC

But-- but--

[the sounds of burning leather can be heard as the couch catches fire]

[under breath] Shit...

...

How do you propose I do that?

[voice] yourinadequacy July 4 2009, 17:03:22 UTC

[hissed] You started it so you can find the solution.

pseudologos July 2 2009, 23:25:27 UTC

Just give it a few minutes, the sprinkers'll put the fire out.

[voice] murderousrepent July 4 2009, 10:08:31 UTC

[ever persistent sounds of flames in the background]

And let the apartment flood? No thanks.

pseudologos July 4 2009, 17:01:37 UTC

Honey, you're not gonna have a choice in the matter if you don't put that fire out. They're automatic.

Oh, hey, you know those shiny red cannisters you see every so often down the corridor? They're not just for bludgeoning people to death with, you know.

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murderousrepent July 4 2009, 10:09:05 UTC

Of course I am. The fire, however, is not.

notinacookie July 3 2009, 00:40:55 UTC

Cool!

murderousrepent July 4 2009, 10:09:22 UTC

Not cool.