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[voice]
Errrrr... guys?
[there is the sound of keys on a keyboard clicking, followed abruptly by Tisiphone squeaking]
I don't want to alarm anyone but...
[she takes a deep breath, knowing full well she sounds crazy]
There is a hedgehog where my laptop used to be. It makes clicking sounds when I poke it and it feels like my laptop...
[you can hear ( Read more... ) -
# i started out with nothing and i still got most of it left
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Meg?
The television has exploded.
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The rug is on fire.
Help? -
i'll keep you my dirty little secret... XP
Even though it's the end of the college year, the professors have decided that I should do a sort of catch-up over the summer because they think I have serious potential. I'm not going to do it. Mainly because one of them was drooling while he was saying it and the professor I would have in the Autumn is rather... eye-catching.
Whilst I have the ( Read more... ) -
why do i feel this party's over?
If that boy looks over here one more time I will poke his eyes out. You're supposed to stare at books in the library, not Furies.
I mean really, the one day when I decide to do a little work before college and people are suddenly notice my resonating beauty? Gods, you would have thought they'd have noticed the change from winged demon to this body ( Read more... ) -
Psycho-freak, psycho-freak, psycho-freaky!
Psychology. That's my major. In some place I forget the name of.
Meg? Dearest? Darling? O sister most high? I'll need some help with tuition fees. Please. I'm somewhat lacking in the money area.
And before anyone says anything, yes a slightly crazy person can do psychology. Dexter the serial killer was a cop, don't you know ( Read more... ) -
i don't know what's right and what's real
So... um... I'mgoingtogoforthatcollegedealthing.
Some of you are at college right? Any hints where to go?
According to an internet test I'm mentally unstable. Like a test knows that or not.
Pft. I'm angry. That's it. Sheesh.
So, yeah. College. It's that place where I want to go. Sort of.
o.o
I'm going to feed the birds. -
stab me in the back, why don't you?
The new curator arrived and guess what? The bastard fired me. He fired me. How dare he? I would totally throw rocks at him when he walked to his car if there wasn't CCTV and if I hadn't already tried it.
It doesn't matter that I was going to quit anyway. He had no reason to fire me besides the doodling on a piece of pottery. It was a fake anyway ( Read more... ) -
coo coo ca choo! coo coo ca choooooooo!
[sound of sweet wrappers being opened]
Bet you're all so jealous. And why, you ask?
[brief pause]
Because I have cherry lollipops!
[evil laughter]
Oooh, you poor little people! So deprived!
[more evil laughter]
I have nothing more of interest to say.
[childish humming as Tisiphone sticks her tongue out at the screen]
Out! -
when we both get carried away
Turn it up i never wanna go home
I only wanna be part of your breakdown.
Hands up who else is bored of this?
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away.
Enough, Cronus!
Though you'll never tell, then you're the fool I hope it gives you hell. -
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I am not going outside again until this- this thing is over with. I can't escape myself, so many times I've lied.
On the way to work I was nearly hit by a car. It seems whatever gods are left up there are trying to wipe out the entirety of the museum's staff. Isn't it just peachy? On the plus side, the replacement for the curator is on his way and ( Read more... )