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voice_post oo3
Yeah. Even though I'm really enjoyin' all the lack of electricity and talk of Gods randomly switchin' up peoples' genders, I'm gonna be honest-- this place fuckin' stinks. Literally and figuratively. I ain't tryin' t'be ungrateful t'my host... uh... Makubikes... whateverthefuck his name is, but so far, my stay here's been like shit in a shoebox ( Read more... ) -
voice_post oo2
Still here.
So I guess it's real, eh? Fanfuckingtastic. Fanfuckingtastic...
Where the fuck am I s'posed to live? Anyone got a spare room? A porch? Shit, I'd take the backseat of a truck... but I haven't even seen one... electricity... nothin'. There's nothin' here.
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voice_post oo1
[[with the correct button finally assaulted, the voice recognition clicks on, recording what sounds like a hail of metallic thumps and clangs]]
[[the din ceases after a few moments, followed by a heavy sigh, one final kick for punctuation, and eventual keyboard clicks]]... son of a... for a guy who builds shit like Cerebro, you'd think a fucking ( Read more... ) -
OOC
[[ooc; Shu will be finding Logan's report on his desk in the very near future, RE: Hardon Lockon. It's scribbled on a napkin, and his penmanship is freaking hideous. Don't ask about the stains; they probably smell like food sauce. Have fun with that, Shu. D|]]
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VOICE POST_074
Hey Al. Y'wanna explain t'me what jus' happened there so I can figure out whether t'can your ass or not? Can't have my employees screwdled in the head, son. I'm sure I can get Shu's Shoe's blessin' if it means kickin' a whackfuck outta the company ( Read more... ) -
VOICE POST_073
Glad that's over with.
You'd think that by now, my brain'd be snapped from bein' kidnapped outta my realm, turned into a woman, body-switched for a day with some green-headed brat, n'eventually turned into a fuckin' child... you'd thinkWhat's the next test, Gods? We all gonna wake up one day wearin' our private parts as hats ( Read more... ) -
VOICE POST_072
Y'know, it's not an awesome thing when your damn hands're too small t'open a twist-off cap properly. Whatever Assclapius is tryin' t'teach us with this, it ain't workin' so far. I could use my claws, but the principal of th'matter is...
... I hate not bein' stronger'n thi-- ...
*pop!*
*fsssshhhhhhh*
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VOICE POST_071
Oh hell no.
No no no no no no no no no no....
[[ooc; k, so logan's affected. he's just a pint-sized version of his current self, so expect a whole lotta hate coming out of a tiny little body. :/ He feels a bit strange about using his usual profanity, so... yeah. You guys might hear "bubbleheaded jerk" and "mushface" being tossed around a lot ( Read more... )