And the question on everyones mind was
Who masterbated to Two Girls, One Cup?

My prof says I write essays like a beat poet.
THE LAST THING I WANT TO HEAR
But on the bright side I got 80% soooo...for someone expecting to get 20% it's not too shabby.

Note to self: Sound less like introspective retard, more like academic snob.

I'm sad! I like boiz! Life is hard! I've been hurt so many times before!
Oh gosh! Liars are teh badz. Fat kids for free!

I love you diary
Kkkbaibai

Baha, At least the Klu Klux Klan had a say in this journal post.
I'm just being a bitch, don't worry. You LG's are still alright. Sorta.

The stars are out of style yo ( Read more... )

They say that there's a broken light for every heart on broadway ( Read more... )

Fatty doesn't know that Kayleigh and me
Do it in my bed every Tuesday
He's in school
We don't go to school
Cause we're too old for that shit.

"The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I. My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never. If I have to die for ( Read more... )

I need someone who will use "my pet" instead of baby.
Someone who will keep me on edge.
Someone who won't be afraid of breaking me
And someone who hates me far more than they love me.

God, why are boys so fucking dull these days?

Our damnation: It obsessed the sodden dead, dominating their bubbling dialogues. They spoke of a heaven, where once we all lived and died, sentenced for our sins to this pandemonium we call the World. Truely, life is hell and death's rough hand our only deliverance. I could endure no more. Though dreading such a black breathless end, I leapt, feet ( Read more... )

I'd be less worried if I felt guilty ( Read more... )