From the notes of Dr.Malcolm Long, October 25th 1985 ( Read more... )

I wanna know what it's like to be awkward and innocent ( Read more... )

So I took a pregnancy test after a very real scare and when it was negative all I could think was
"G-g-g-goal! Nice work Boz, you keep on not being pregnant. Excellent foresight"

I should start taking life seriously at some point. It's getting to be a problem

I like this song.
I like my life.
Happy Halloween.
Errbody get laid on it!

P.S. I made a really really awesome little black book
P.P.S Melissa, I had sex with that kid we both wanted to have sex with. It was okay...

Do you remember when if you kissed a boy the night was a success? It was sweet and innocent and oh so special?

I do...I'm glad that's not the case anymore.
I would like to do the sex tonight please.

I've realized that the relationship between Mrs.Lovette and Sweeney Todd paralells that of Harley Quinn and the Joker. He has an obsession, a fixation to which he cannot be distracted. She constantly tries to pull his attention to flowers in the shop or to her secret dream as Harley tries to pull the Joker from his many plans to kill Batman with no ( Read more... )

Kayleigh Bosnick says ( Read more... )

You know the saying "Nice guys finish last"
I just had a little flash thought
And it was
"Fat chicks finish last"
And I am laughing SO HARD right now

There is some depth to him after all! That came from the most surprising place.

And it makes the sex just THAT much better.

P.S. Rep yo' clik

"I haven't showered for two days, I'm pissed off at the world, I want to stink"