I Hate keys. Always losing them and crap. I need a microchip implanted in my thumb and special locks everywhere I go that respond to my in-thumb microchip. Then we'll see how I lose my thumb
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Hey, why not just put a barcode on the back of your neck, then everywhere you go, people can just scan you and you'll never have to carry anything at all!
Well, I mean, you could do that, but then you'd have to have people reaching around behind you with those bar-code reader thingies. I still contend that a microchip on one of my arms or fingers would be better.
Make Big Brother's Job easier. Centralize financial records while you are at it. Your unique RFID ties you to your bank accounts, credit cards, everything. Now... just how do we do this to make it unique enough so that it can't be forged? Some kind of bioelectric thing? I am not a big fan of actually having a fingerprint scanned, or having to jam my eye into a retinal scanner... I don't know.. I am rambling.
On a side note, I heard about a guy who had the UPC code for a 12 pack of coors tattooed on his arm.
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Make Big Brother's Job easier. Centralize financial records while you are at it. Your unique RFID ties you to your bank accounts, credit cards, everything. Now... just how do we do this to make it unique enough so that it can't be forged? Some kind of bioelectric thing? I am not a big fan of actually having a fingerprint scanned, or having to jam my eye into a retinal scanner... I don't know.. I am rambling.
On a side note, I heard about a guy who had the UPC code for a 12 pack of coors tattooed on his arm.
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