I was thinking about taking a bath, so I went into my bathroom. Then I thought that perhaps I should clean my tub a little bit as it looked gross. So I started cleaning and did more than a little bit. Now it is almost up to "female dirty" standards ( Read more... )

I is not a mathematician, but I had heard a tale of someone in my family using Excel to find the prime roots of a 10 digit number. I am also not a computer programmer, but after 10 minutes of poking around in excel, I have discovered that one of the roots of my 10 digit number is two digits, and all the rest are greater than 500,000 ( Read more... )

Why is it that Netflix doesn't have a porn selection. Or, for that matter, a low-key subsidiary that deals in porn ( Read more... )

Downsizing my TV stand consisted of 2 main steps; getting rid of my old TV stand, and finding a new one ( Read more... )

I like fresh food. I hate it when my food goes bad. So I go grocery shopping often. Every other day or so. I can buy what I need for the next couple meals and be happy that what I buy will be used, and what I buy will be fresh(ish ( Read more... )

I Hate keys. Always losing them and crap. I need a microchip implanted in my thumb and special locks everywhere I go that respond to my in-thumb microchip. Then we'll see how I lose my thumb ( Read more... )

I need a hammock.

The Monkey Puzzle Tree is native to central Chile and west central Argentina ( Read more... )

So, Work tomorrow ( Read more... )

So I am going to go do some volunteer trail work at Rattlesnake Ledge on the 22nd (Erf day) and yall shopuld sign up. Even though of course you won't read this until a couple months from now. But if you are interested in doing it, it is from 9-3 and should be super-cool ( Read more... )

When a computer controlled phone system sounds like a person and takes verbal responses instead of keypad ones, it makes me not nearly as pissed off. I said something that it didn't understand, and instead of "Invalid response" or "Error" or "unknown" it had a somewhat flustered female voice saying "uhh, I'm sorry, I didn't get that" It was