Comments | murdoc_nicalls: ((Cos I love a band wagon))

murdoc_nicalls

((Cos I love a band wagon))

May 05, 2006 19:20

While I sit here and stare at a blank screen, I might as well jump aboard the all powerful meme train, yeah? So, post here to find out the dirty, secret thoughts Murdoc has about your pup. (Most are, in fact, dirty...and all are secret) This is about your only shot at the truth unless he gets NexusLOL'd into honesty again.

ooc

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ossicaelator May 5 2006, 23:32:49 UTC

Rawr!

murdoc_nicalls May 5 2006, 23:43:12 UTC

Muds is fascinated with Trixie. She knows things about life, death, and magic that he'll probably never understand. He's also respectful of the fact she could eat his face off if he got on her bad side. That, by the way, makes him terribly jealous. He only wishes he could turn into some vicious animal when the mood strikes him.
All hoodoo and supernatural shit aside, he likes that she's so damn laid back and has a good sense of humor and good taste in music. It's almost like a mate you can go down to the pub with, but with tits. Bonus.

Oh, and being someone's first time? Made him nervous as hell. He'd still have another go with her, though.

ossicaelator May 5 2006, 23:56:11 UTC

Trixie likes Muds. He's a nice, sort of person, who doesn't smell that bad. She sees him as someone you can pub crawl with, but with dangly boy bits. Funny lookin' things that they are. (Nothing personal to Muds, all boy parts are funny lookin'.)

She's also more than a little amused about the nervousness, but would never, EVAR let him know that.

ossicaelator May 6 2006, 00:09:27 UTC

Ack! Random comma attack. That should read: "He's a nice sort of person, who...etc."

8th_castellan May 5 2006, 23:52:44 UTC

I should certainly hope that none of Murdoc's thoughts of Salazar fall into the 'dirty' catagory! That would be about 498,259 different shades of 'OMGWTF'.

murdoc_nicalls May 6 2006, 00:42:52 UTC

Murdoc thinks of Ramon as a midget, but this is by no means an insult. It just simplifies things for the man. He also thinks of him as Mexican half the time, but what can you do?
Those unfortunate misconceptions aside, Muds likes Ramon. The kid's a bit too upper class sometimes, but he wears a pirate hat everywhere and that more than makes up for it. Hanging around the guy started as a novelty, but Murdoc's come to like and respect Salazar (in so much as he respects anyone. Besides, who wouldn't respect a man with giant bug henchmen?).
In his time, Muds has slept with a lot of his friends' girlfriends. Sleeping with Anna is the only one he feels legitimately bad about. He might even tell Ramon, if it wouldn't result in his vital organs being splayed about and eventually eaten.

If Murdoc had to be in a buddy movie, and he could avoid being paired with 2D for such a thing, he'd do the Crosby/Hope thing with Ramon.

iadmitimcrazy May 6 2006, 00:07:17 UTC

oui murdoc, whats the meaning of life?

murdoc_nicalls May 6 2006, 00:46:51 UTC

Meaning's what you make it. Only thing certain about life is it's real bloody short. Grab all you fucking can, while you can and get out alive if you can manage it. Stop asking questions and start living. You're already running out of time.

rock_the_lauren May 6 2006, 00:20:22 UTC

How do you feel since your 2D-organ operation? Hahahaha.
Thank goodness you guys didn't have to switch brains.

;P

murdoc_nicalls May 6 2006, 00:49:03 UTC

Even his body is rejecting that useless organ. That brain's bloody well useless.
I'm feeling fucking amazing, thanks for asking. Damn stomach seems to have an aversion to red meat, though. I'll train it up.

rock_the_lauren May 6 2006, 16:22:54 UTC

Aw, you're welcome! I'm glad you're feeling well.
Eh, just force-feed red meat to yourself and I'm sure it'll give in eventually. :D

courtneycrumrin May 6 2006, 01:07:22 UTC

*waves*!

murdoc_nicalls May 6 2006, 02:30:54 UTC

Kids are crap. Courtney is not. This is akin to some manner of miracle. Courtney has power, which Murdoc envies and respects.
She's also just wicked enough to please him and clever enough for him to want to plot with. It's also possible she reminds him of Noodle for those reasons. He'd gladly loan her a crowbar and he'd love to learn anything she could teach him if he could pay attention long enough or accept learning from someone younger than him.
When he was temporarily closer to her age, he kind of had a crush on her. He'll not acknowledge any memory of this, thank you.