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"If for one reason or another, money was not an issue, you didn't have to worry about earning it and you pretty much had enough to do almost anything with your life. How would you spend your days? And I mean this in a serious way, if you could imagine that actually happening, what would you want from life?"
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Okay. You wanna drive like a fucking psycho and act like you own the Goddamn road? Be my guest. You wanna try to fucking hit my car twice while we're driving forty miles an hour and it's raining like a motherfucker outside? I will fucking kill you ( Read more... ) -
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Henry Rollins just blew my asshole out. Seriously. It's fucking gone, across the room. Bye bye, see you later asshole ( Read more... ) -
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Long Duk Dong is a sweet piece of ass. -
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I've hated Firefly for more than a year now.
But now that Serenity's out--
I still hate Firefly. -
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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Ever notice how alot of filmmakers have that one weird movie? Like, it's that movie you can never remember was made because it made absolutely no impact on the world of film, yet the filmmaker may be one of the most influential filmmakers of all time ( Read more... ) -
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darthphunk posted:
I don't know why, but I will say this.
Everytime I get mad at my ex-wife I stop, take a deep breath, and remember that my balls have been on her chin.
And that makes me laugh.I think that pretty much sums it all up right there. People who get mad at their exes without having some way to stop, and calmthefuckdown have obviously ( Read more... )