You know what's great about Mario Lopez? The guy who played Slater on Saved By The Bell?

More than ten years later and he's still playing a high school student in Drive Me Crazy.

Oh Slater...

Okay, so tonight was awesome. At about eleven I grabbed Owen and we went and got Ben from Lynn's.

(Message for Carrie: Carly wants to see you.) Then we went to Ben's to turn off his iguana light. Then we got burritos and contemplated the concept of how Ben got a beef burrito with onion and tomato and asked them to hold the onion and tomato. ( Read more... )

So I just found out that Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant, two of the genius comedians behind Reno 911!, The State, and Viva Variety ( Read more... )

You know why?

Because I have access to old Nickelodeon TV shows.

Pete & Pete, Clarissa Explains It All, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Double Dare, and Guts.

Because, I am the shit.

AWES0ME, TOTALLY AWESOME! WAY TO GO HAMILTON!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High kicks so much fucking ass.

And it has crazy fucking awesome new wave soundtrack.

So I just watched Fahrenheit 9/11 again.

John Ashcroft still has the greatest singing voice I have ever heard.

So there's a new movie by Wong Kar Wai called 2046 ( Read more... )

MOM : "What are you watching ( Read more... )

Man was not meant to be awake at this ungodly hour.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKING FUCK! GODDAMNIT!

They pulled the plug on Watchmen...

Godfuckingdammit.

I'm so fucking pissed at Paramount right now, if I could get down there I swear to God I'd blow the fucker up.