Look at me. My name's Evan and I never update my livejournal. I'm too cooooool for that.

Here are some recent pictures from my photoshoot....


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hello everybody

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1. This is the digital cake that celebrates Jessica Reed's 22nd birthday
2. Everyone may partake in a single bite.

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I'm now on metro PCS and it sucks. My phone still hasn't turned on. Nicole I know you're going to be in south florida, so if you read this my number is 561-396-3570. Yeah then we can hang out and catch up on old times and stuff. But that's my number. My phone isn't turned on though so its kinda worhtless. If you really really wanna hang out like I ( Read more... )

So far everyone has speculated that I voted for Bush. I think it's because I once slipped at a party and said that I didn't believe Bush was Satan. My generation is composed of a bunch of crying dramaqueen's, who are more eager to fight a cause than to get behind one. However, like every fucking election the kids won't vote. Apparently Puff Daddy ( Read more... )

So today was actually the first day I rode the train to school. Tri-rail to Miami Metro-rail to Miami Metro-mover to my school. It took two fucking hours. I got on the train at 6am and was still late to my 8am class. I was thouroughly reprimanded through verbal abuse and my teacher squeezed my DICK! Well maybe not but my feelings were hurt. If my ( Read more... )

Tonight Evan Eastham has learned the that there shoudl not be an elongated inner or outer labia, and that the clitoris is essential.In other news: Evan has been engrossed in Tae Kwon Do activities. He has been actively kicking ass and knocking the lasers out of the hands of many storm troopers. These storm troopers were on a persuit to bettering ( Read more... )

yes I too have one of these live journal thingies so that my loved ones can read my brain. I regretfully don't know how to put a bunch of wild and crazy visual shit in my entries so maybe I'll make mark shaner teach me ( Read more... )