Can't help but wonder if it was actually a spoonful of sugar Mary Poppins was plying the little brats with to shut them up...

I'm still having strange flashbacks of Finn as Kurt, Kurt as Finn, Puck as Blaine, and Blaine as Puck...

Kurt saying he wants to play with my boobs is never, ever going to leave me.

I grew up watching Grease and worshipping its very existence. But I have to say that it's weird to go a few years without a re-watch and now the one-liners like "Where are you goin'? To flog your log?" and "A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card" actually make more sense now than when you were nine years old...

Googling stuff is totally not as fun with only one eyeball.

Man, Kurt takes more time in the bathroom than, like, five girls all in a row.

You know how it's a whole process pulling your Big Mac apart to get the pickle out so you can throw it at a random window and watch it slide down? Well, I totally just pulled my whole burger apart to discover I was cheated out of my pickle ( Read more... )

Still don't know if Annie's okay.

I can't believe we went through with that...

(Michael spoilers in comments.)

That awkward moment where an injury causes you to make an embarrassing sexual typo in an email to your teacher.

(Glee spoilers for 3x11)

I really gotta lay off the artificial additives and late nights on You Tube...